Sunday, October 26, 2008
Not Me Monday!
It's time again for Not Me Monday! Check out this blog to see where it all started: http://www.mycharmingkids.net/
Here are a few things I did not do this week...
It would just be embarrassing if I HAD had this conversation with Kevin:
-Kevin: I never spent any time in the MSC.
-Me: That makes sense because I spent time in study groups there and we both know you didn’t study.
-Kevin: Study? Yeah that’s just another 4 letter word in my book.
-Me: ….It has 5 letters. Maybe you should have studied more.
I did NOT pull up to Petsmart to return the costume that, sadly, is after all too small for Tex and realize that it was covered in hair. This thought did not lead me to believe that I should not return the costume in this condition. Then, it would just be SILLY to, while sitting in my freshly detailed car, SHAKE THE COSTUME to get the hair off. Of course I would have thought about the fact that all of the hair that flew off would land in my clean car. Man I’m glad I didn’t do that; that would have been so ridiculous.
Certainly did not get so broken up with laughter while trying to redirect an irate 1st grader last week that I could not look him in the face without laughing, leading him only to more anger. If you knew this kid, you would understand how this could (not) happen!
Did not, while trying to find the best of the picked-over pumpkins in the tall cardboard boxes at Walmart, accidentally drop my purse into the box. And if that did happen, I would not have been wearing my church clothes as I balanced on the edge of the box on my stomach to fish it out. And even if it WERE true, I would have never let this happen in the front of the store with traffic driving through the parking lot.
I certainly have not already started shopping for Christmas decorations! I did NOT spend 3 hours doing so today. Christmas is definitely not my favorite holiday.
I would never sit at the dinner table with my husband and both of our laptops. He is not that obsessed with his fantasy basketball draft and I am not that obsessed with blogging.
I did not sit down with Kevin today and work on our budget through the end of the year…which resulted in us staring blankly at the computer for a good ten minutes before deciding that next year we should be better money managers.
Kevin and I positively did not spend an hour tonight laughing at Chuck Norris facts online. We have more exciting lives than that!